If Only...

Author: Hatrix

Date: November 5, 2006

by Hatrix
11-05-06
After days of denial, evangelical christian hypocrit Ted "pass the meth" Haggard admitted that the recent allegations regarding his sexual exploits are indeed true.
Gosh golly GEE, Ted. Really? We're all totally f*cking SHOCKED. HA!
When asked to comment, self-righteous blimp Jerry Falwell replied "Ted who?"
When did Denis Leary start anchoring the news?