Got A Cigarette?

Author: Hatrix

Date: November 8, 2006

by Hatrix
11-08-06
... Ok we're just receiving the result now.....
Hey hon why are you watching election results with the lights off?
*uh uh uh*
... it's official Rick Santorum has been defeated! We take you live to his HQ...
Honey?
*pant pant pant auuuhhgggh yeah! Oh Yeah!*
...in the hopes of catching him crying...
Are you masturbating?
Shhhhh! I'm basking in the afterglow.