CC 346: Laws of Satisfaction

Author: Hatrix

Date: January 30, 2007

by Hatrix
1-30-07
Hi there father. Remember me?
Not really. Are you a member of the church?
Nope. I'm a gay pagan you threw feces at during my life partner's funeral. It seems your act of evil has prompted god to grant me the power to enforce his law.
Oh don't be ridiculous. Now get out of my church before I call the police you aids spreading...
GOD: Now put a live weazel in his colon!
Kewl.
AAAAAAHHHAAh AHHAAAAAHAAAAAa!!! AAAHHAAHAAaa!! Why can't I DIE??!!!! AAAHHHH the PAIN!!!!!!