CC346: The Law of Duck and Cover

Author: Hatrix

Date: January 30, 2007

by Hatrix
1-30-07
Greetings George. This morning while you were napping I was given broad legal powers. I'm using that power to go after our greatest threat.
Well that's great uh.. sparky. Does that mean I can keep on playing war?
Oh my no. It means I've enacted a law making you and your war profiteering family enemies of the state.
Wh..What? You can't do that!! Where the hell is Cheney?
Possibly loading his guns. I also made hunting war criminals a legal blood sport. Tell you what, I'll even give you a ten minute head start.
Wait! You can have the twins! How's that? They're young. They'd be a lot more fun to hunt! how about it?!? C'mon cut me a break here!