The Answer To Everything

Author: Hatrix

Date: January 31, 2007

by Hatrix
1-31-07
So you're suffering from some PMS blues and a mid life crisis?
NO! Is that what the referral from my doctor says??
Yes. Is that not accurate?
NO! I'm severely depressed! I'm having suicidal ideation and I've lost the will to live. I feel like life has no mneaning.
It says here you're single with no kids. You're under 40 you know so there's still time.
Why didn't I think of that? I'm ready to slash my wrists so I should drop a kid in the hopes it might make me feel better? Are you high?