Returning To The Fold

Author: Hatrix

Date: August 21, 2007

by Hatrix
8-21-07
I'm very excited about having you speak today dear. It's not often we get a former parishoner return to us in earnest.
Thanks father. Big crowd. What'd you tell them, that I was going to strip?
Hehehe.. hmm. Ladies and Gentlemen I want to introduce our 'prodigal' daughter who has returned to us today and wanted to address the congragation.
Thanks padre.
Ahem. ...Religion is crap. You're all idiots and there is no god.