Whatever You Do... Keep Shopping!

Author: Hatrix

Date: March 10, 2008

by Hatrix
3-10-08
Well it's official ladies and gents, the Institute for Knowing About These Things says that as of now everything can kill you.
That's right, no more worrying about what causes a disease, scientists now say that absolutely everything in our environment is deadly to us.
Upon hearing the dire news the president held an emergency press conference to say...
Heh everythin's fine. Now watch me dance!