Watch Your Fingers

Author: Hatrix

Date: May 13, 2008

by Hatrix
5-13-08
So how's the new corporate job?
It sucks. I thought it would be like the last one. Everyone was so professional and intelligent.
You've only been there a little over a week. Give it some time.
And in that time I've had two 'warnings' about my clothing from a half-wit manager and no one has bothered to introduce themselves.
Have you tried bringing donuts? Caged office workers love donuts.
I'm pretty sure I saw a "do not feed the animals" sign near the break room.