Stop Me If You've Heard This.. .Oh You Have?

Author: Hatrix

Date: May 17, 2008

by Hatrix
5-17-08
On tonight's call in we're discussing bad birthdays. Got a bad birthday story? Call in and share!
Hi Marty, my mother was killed by a drunk driver on my birthday.
Hey Marty... I caught my husband cheating on me at my birthday party.... with my brother.
Birthdays? Oh man on my last birthday I lost my job, got plastered and got mugged. Woke up in the hospital missing three fingers and a bunch of teeth!
And we'll be right back after this...
The leaders at the commune didn't allow the kids to have birthdays. Said it promoted 'individual identity' and that was bad. The cake is a lie.
Sure glad I didn't lead with my story about getting a garbage can for my tenth birthday. Damn!