Super Happy Fun Time Park

Author: Hatrix

Date: May 20, 2008

by Hatrix
5-20-08
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h-hey. Won't one of you people please call someone to help me? A lawyer? My family?
And this is the final stop on our tour of the now infamous guantanamo. The last inmate. Just ignore his whining.
You folks look like nice safe republican types. Can you slip me a file? How about a bribe?
This of course is the war criminal responsible for secret prisons. I'm going to step aside now so you folks can spit and throw things. No blades please sir.
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How about if I dance for ya? Would you like that? The press always loved it when I danced! Please! Not the face!
Afterwards our prisoner will help us demonstrate what "waterboarding" is for the audience.