Canadian Harlem: "Steal This Comic Strip"

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: November 10, 2002

by Headphones_Annie
11-10-02
Ah, you've returned. For a minute I wondered if you were more put off then you seemed after our previous conversation and weren't coming back.
Oh, that. Don't worry about it. It's done now... So! Tell me about yourself. I'm sure you lead an interesting life.
. . . It's cuz I'm a lizard, isn't it?
(*pause*) Yes. And I don't feel bad saying that. You're an enormous lizard in a dress shirt and tie. What am I supposed to think?
Well damn, ya got me there. It's true: I AM an enormous lizard in a dress shirt and tie. Armani, even. But if only you knew...
It's not easy being red.