Canadian Harlem -- #13: "Oh, crap! It's Maury again."

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: September 12, 2002

Dear Jesus: my life sux and i want to die.
Oh my goodness! I shall have to tell you something to make it better!
Sweetheart, you look like a million dollars.
Cuz you're all green and wrinkled! BWAhahahahahahahaaaa!
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