Canadian Harlem -- #20: "It's so easy/ Loving you / Oooooh!"

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: September 13, 2002

Heyyyy, pretty bay-beh! Wanna go for a ride?
Well I'm only 10 and you're a guy with no legs, but sure, what the hell. It's Saskatoon.
I guess it's time to show you who I really am!
Huh? What the-
Little girl, my name is Captain Gastro and it's a good thing that pimp wasn't really a pimp but was just me in disguise, PRETENDING to be a pimp!
Christ! How am I gonna buy comic books NOW?