Canadian Harlem: "Annie, Get Yer Gun..."

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: September 14, 2002

So now that I've protected your entire future from the ravages of the child sex trade, isn't there something you'd like to say?
Oh, you mean like "My HERO"?
*gAsP!* Why, THANK you!
Or "You've saved my innocence! However shall I repay you?"
*tsk* Awwww... you're so sweet. *sNiFfLe!* No one's ever been this kind to me before...
You're not professionally licensed, are you?