Sidewalk Highjinx

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: September 14, 2002

Gosh, Captain Gastro, you've SO saved the day! Whatever can I do to make it up to you? Throw a big party? Run a column in the paper? Bribe the mayor to give you the key to the city?
Heh, well, I don't really need any thanking-
Oh, don't be MODEST! I OWE you! In fact, what if I just STRIP right here and LAY OUT FOR YOU like a THAI SCHOOLGIRL?
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You know you waaaaaaaaant it.