Canadian Harlem: "Get Your Creep On"

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: September 15, 2002

Ten minutes pass. Then twenty...
So where IZzat bag, N-E-way?
Oh, I dunno. Prob'ly found her some bizness while she was bein' escorted out tha door.
Whew! Your mom can DO that?
Yeah. She's a MILF.
An uncomfortable silence.
...!?
Uh-m, not that I'd like to 'do' my mom.