Canadian Harlem: "I'm so Goth, I only use BLACK glue."

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: September 18, 2002

Did he hear me? Maybe he's not interested and is trying to spare my feelings... How gentlemanly. That only makes me want him more. *sigh*
A chick is talking to me-- actually TALKING to me. And she's so pretty... I can't believe she's TALKING to me! What do I say?
*gAsP!* Maybe it isn't chivalry! He might be very slyly SNUBBING me! The BASTARD! ARGH!!!! ... He's SO hot.
We already talked shoes. Ack! If I don't come up with something witty real soon that'll be it and no female will ever talk to me again in my LIFE!
God, I'll just stare at his feet until he walks away. Or maybe he'll shoot me and spare me the pain... (Mmm, sexy feet... Sexy anguish!)
She must think I'm an idiot by now... ***************** Hey, hold up a second... Did she just hit on me a minute ago?