Canadian Harlem: "At My Age, Every Skirt's A Hobble Skirt."

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: October 5, 2002

by Headphones_Annie
10-05-02
No, really, I mean it now. Don'tch y'ever wish it?
Well, what good does wishin' do, Betty? Our boobs are already down to our knees an' it's not like you can actually see me standin' here!
It's been a long time since there was a point in a girdle and half the time we're sharin' the same teeth! We hain't young, an' we hain't never gonna be ag'in!
(Long pause.)
But... what if we COULD be?
Betty... some days... I swear... you're tryin' ta git me ta kill ya.