Canadian Harlem: "Jesus Stole My Life Saver"

Author: Headphones_Annie

Date: October 20, 2002

by Headphones_Annie
10-20-02
I feel as though there is no one else that I can talk to about this...
Hm. Well. Do you think that could be due to the fact that: 1) you're a guy with a cement block where his feet used to be,
2) I'm a dead god (STILL nailed to a tree, by the way),
and 3) we're at the bottom of the FREAKING OCEAN?!!?!?
*gAsP!* Jesus!
What? I said "freaking".