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| You know, I've come to a decision: I should be able to say "fucking" without reprimand! I've earned it! | |
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| I mean, Christ! There's big iron spikes through my hands and feet, they've been there for 2000 years, | |
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| I'm emaciated, dressed in rags, bleeding to death, get resurrected just so I can die again, and don't even get me started on sex. | |
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| I had to turn away a gorgeous woman who loved me dearly just because my father said so. (Did you SEE what he did with the first batch of sinners?) | |
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| I wouldn't be such a Daddy's boy if it weren't for the fact that I'm his favourite and he's really sentimental-- and he could smite me into less than dust if he was feeling pissy. | |
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| God... can't a Jew swear once in a while? | |
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