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by Hellenic_Badass
10-07-01
This is the first meeting between Dr.Avya and Mr.Cottontail, first step of therapy, admitting your problem.
Well Dr., I have a problem......
Yes? Out with it now, this is the hardest part of therapy, admitting you have a problem.Just try.
Okay, I suck quarters from your candy machine. It's my only form of income.I'm just a homeless drunk, I live in one of your bathroom stalls...*sigh*
It was you!! You, you stupid drunk, get out of here!!!
And so ends their first meeting.
Please, I have no place to go, don't throw me out, I beg of you.
Security!!!I want this man removed from here!

 

by Hellenic_Badass
10-08-01
Yet another meeting with Dr.Avya.
Help me for the love of God, help me, I just saw a sign in the Liquor syore window that said they had non-alchoholic beer.Non-Alchoholic!!
Here we go again, sometimes I wonder how this man even knows how to read..
Can you beleive it, non-alchoholic!!!
Take a seat Mr.Cottontail, tell me all about it....
I suppose it all started when, I was six, no daddy, give it back, give it back..*weeps*....
This is alot more serious then I thought....

 

by Hellenic_Badass
10-08-01
The movie sucked...it was about some Apes on their planet, or was it a planet on the apes?
May I ask what you're talking about? We were discussng your crippling emotional-
The non-Alchoholic beer, look!
Oh God, not again...Security, douse this man in alchohol and throw him out for public drunkeness....
Once again, Mr.Cottontail has escaped the big house, but for how long?
Please, don't send me to jail, you know what they do there?
Guards make that non-alchoholic beer, just drive him insane, sodomization will wait until he kills the guy at the Liquor store.

 

by Hellenic_Badass
10-08-01
The aftermath of yesterday's session...
Hello Dr. I'm back, the last time you threw me out I nearly went insane!
Damn, so close....
And I would have had it not been for my new job.
You have a job? How? What do you do? Test beer at the brewery?
No, although I wanted to, I applied for it but they daid I needed a "grammar school diploma" whatever that is. So, now I'm a flight attendant.
A stewardess?

 

by Hellenic_Badass
10-08-01
No, a flight attendant.
*cough* stewardess*cough*
As a matter of fact I start today. I'm on my way to a far off land called Georgia.
Okay, good bye, good luck, maybe one day you can pay me back for all those sessions?
No thanks, well, bye. *sob* I'm no good at good byes...*sob* *sob*
Alright, good bye, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, would you like security to escort you?

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