The First Meeting....

Author: Hellenic_Badass

Date: October 7, 2001

by Hellenic_Badass
10-07-01
This is the first meeting between Dr.Avya and Mr.Cottontail, first step of therapy, admitting your problem.
Well Dr., I have a problem......
Yes? Out with it now, this is the hardest part of therapy, admitting you have a problem.Just try.
Okay, I suck quarters from your candy machine. It's my only form of income.I'm just a homeless drunk, I live in one of your bathroom stalls...*sigh*
It was you!! You, you stupid drunk, get out of here!!!
And so ends their first meeting.
Please, I have no place to go, don't throw me out, I beg of you.
Security!!!I want this man removed from here!