All comics by HermanPMonkey

 

Jesus has problems. by HermanPMonkey 5-23-01
Hey Christ, I'd thought I'd stop by and see how you were doing...		I'm fucking nailed on a cross you dumbass! Now, for the last time... GET ME DOWN!!! heh heh heh heh... he's so tiny!

 

Don't tell me you don't do that. by HermanPMonkey 5-23-01
Hello, I'd like to welcome you all to the first annual meeting of the "VMA". The Virgin Men Assocation.	We will begin with a round table introduction of everyone...	...Then we will all masturbate in a puddle of our own filth and pathetic tears. I wish I were a gun.

 

Seeing The Mighty Robots play is like biting into an Angel!! by HermanPMonkey 5-23-01
Hello Friend... could I interest you into seeing my favorite team "The Mighty Robots" play? That's alright... I think I'll go get my pubes shaved off instead.	That's not a problem... I'm fully equiped in the removal of pubic hair! no... ah... I was just kinda implying that I really don't want to go see that crappy team...	You want to see me take a crap? Well... I'm not really into that kinda stuff... but what the hell... I'm game! Are robots suppose to have erections like that?

 

God must want me to smite you. by HermanPMonkey 5-23-01
You want to check out my band's demo? We rock!! Disreguarding the fact that I don't know who you are and you just broke into my house... Sure, what harm could that do?	*cue crappy music* oh oh! Check out this rift Johnny does! It ROCKS!!! I'm sure by "Rocks" you really mean that you and your band deserve to be stoned to death for making music this bad.	You keep pointing at me... why? I'm trying to see if God grants me the power to shoot lazers out of my finger to kill you.

 

I said it was creepy... I never said it was funny! by HermanPMonkey 5-23-01
		A T.V. watching T.V. ...man this just creeps me out. Oh boy! This is my favorite commercial for carwax!!! Oh boy! I wish I was dead right now!!!

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