Don't tell me you don't do that.

Author: HermanPMonkey

Date: May 23, 2001

by HermanPMonkey
5-23-01
Hello, I'd like to welcome you all to the first annual meeting of the "VMA". The Virgin Men Assocation.
We will begin with a round table introduction of everyone...
...Then we will all masturbate in a puddle of our own filth and pathetic tears.
I wish I were a gun.