(Not) Pampered Chef

Author: Herschel_Dirtwater

Date: January 18, 2008

OK there, Emeril, here's what I want for lunch.
He calls me Emeril one more time, and I'll stick a spatula so far up his ass he'll be able to flip an egg with his tongue.
2 hotdogs with relish, chips, and a coke.
I'm looking forward to beating you to death my turkey baster.
And definitely that chicken soup that you make that's sooooo good.
Very good sir. I've always enjoyed seasoning my soups just for you.