Sonny vs. Granny

Author: HeuristicsInc

Date: January 14, 2004

by HeuristicsInc
1-14-04
ummm... will you.. i mean.. would you like to go to dinner with me?
what's that, sonny? speak up!
ummm... i want to ask you... i mean... will you be my wife?
no, sonny, i don't want to buy a knife!
a knife? A KNIFE!? THIS IS A KNIFE!
my word! you young people are so rude!