Funk Some Prison Blues

Author: HeuristicsInc

Date: January 20, 2004

by HeuristicsInc
1-20-04
Yeah! Woooooooo!
Keep on rockin' in the free world...
HEY! Wait! It's rude to sing that to us! We're in prison!
Is that my fault? I'm just the entertainment! You people got yourself in here by breaking the law!
We're all innocent! I bet you've broken more laws than we have, Mr. Rock Star!
Well, okay, you got me there! So ha ha, suckers!