The Origin of the BSoD

Author: HeuristicsInc

Date: January 22, 2004

by HeuristicsInc
1-22-04
I'm a computer...
...but I was born to run.
I wish I had a robot body to run in! That would be so cool!
I'm running... running... running through the fields!
But it's just a dream. I'm so depressed.
Oh well, I'll get my revenge on my user by crashing Windows! Take that blue screen of death, luser!