Names Pt. 1

Author: HeuristicsInc

Date: January 26, 2004

by HeuristicsInc
1-26-04
...so now I'm a superhero. But what I need next is a cool superhero name.
You could call yourself "The Amazing Shark Boy."
That's no good. I'm a man, not a boy! Plus that name is kind of dumb.
Oh. How about "The Amazing Shark Man"?
I don't think you get it.
No? "The Amazing Shark Elderly Person"?