Names Pt. 2

Author: HeuristicsInc

Date: January 27, 2004

by HeuristicsInc
1-27-04
Our new hero is trying to come up with a superhero name for himself...
I could call myself "Hammerhead."
No way, man, that was a character in Star Wars! Remember that guy in the cantina scene?
But that's a movie! It's not real! I'm real!
The name's already taken, man. Pick another one.
I've been upstaged by a movie.
At least it's a good movie. "The Amazing Elderly Shark Person" is still available though!