Introducing The Evil El Lagarto

Author: HeuristicsInc

Date: March 20, 2008

by HeuristicsInc
3-20-08
Meanwhile...
Good news, El Lagarto! Mr. Superamazingwonderfulman is toast, and the authorities fell for your cat ploy!
Ha! Nobody ever suspects the cat!
Actually, everybody always suspects the cat. They just assume that the cat's doing evil things for the heck of it.
Good thing I hired that cat to do my evil bidding, then! My secret plans will be safe.
Incidentally, can't you rent a better supervillain hideout then this bathroom? Most of the stalls don't even have doors!
No, sorry, Miss Secretary. I spent all of the rent money on the cat. This hideout does have plenty of seating, though.