Animal Names

Author: HeuristicsInc

Date: August 21, 2009

by HeuristicsInc
8-21-09
So I was walking down the street, and this guy yelled, "Duck!" So I said, "What?"
I think I can see where this is going.
Yeah, a steel girder nailed me in the head. I was in the hospital for a week.
Oh, that's nothing. The other day a woman said, "Deer!" So I said, "What?" And her husband decked me.