All comics by HoboHitman

 

Jesus and Joey get drunk and . by HoboHitman 8-19-05
Jesus and his little brother Joey, the night after they got drunk... Man, i'm so wasted. Why are we here again? We got drunk, picked up some chicks and got a little too .	Oh yeah! That was great! I was like, whipping them, and then they like-- SHUTUP! Dude, we're stuck here. Dumbass.	And so Jesus and his lil' brother Joey spent their days in a little cottage, speaking of BUTT SECKS! That sucks....AND THEN THEY--- SHUTUP DAMN IT!

 

Chi-Chi and Sushi-Foo by HoboHitman 8-19-05
Chi-Chi and Sush-Foo are playing outside and Chi says... Asians are silly. Yup....Wait. We're Asians!	Woah. We're silly. That's pretty tricky. Yup. Can I pee on you?	Sure, let's go inside and do it. ALRIGHT!

 

Internet Forums by HoboHitman 8-19-05
Somewhere in an internet forum... LOLOLOL LETS CIBUR LOLOLOL YAH I LYK 10 YEER OLDS FURST THO WE SHULD WATCH LESBEEANS	And then a troll comes along and starts flaming!... YAAAH! ALRYT! *Pushes aside* YUR GEY CIBURING IS DUM	THE END NUUUU IT ISNT ITS ARTISTIC U GOT ME THERE *FLEEES*

 

In the Hood by HoboHitman 8-19-05
In the hood of L.A..... Sup Nigga' YEE-AH NIGGA'	HOW'S IT HANGIN' SISTA'? YEE-AH	Well, I gotta' go, peace nigga'. YEE-AH NIGGA'.

 

Kurt Cobain falls in love with a fat guy. by HoboHitman 8-19-05
Once upon a time, Kurt Cobain and some fat nerdy dude, came across each other... I'm depressed. RAWR. LOL	LOL, THAT THERE IS FUNNY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? I WILL EAT YOU. Want some pot?	And they lived happily ever after, in amsall cottage for several months until they realized how gay it looked. Sure. Let's be best friends. M'kay.

 

Fire and buzzed dudes make good couples. by HoboHitman 8-19-05
I'M A FIRE. LOL That's pretty tricky.	YEAH. Mhm.	....MAKE LOVE TO ME. M'kay.

 

Gordon Freeman is a dumb ass. by HoboHitman 8-19-05
One day, Gordon Freeman was chillin and in came his scientist friend. Sup my brotha'. GORDON! MESA IS BEING ATTACKED BY ALIENS, ONCE AGAIN! HELP!	Chill honkie. HOW CAN I CHILL? MY FRIENDS ARE DYING.	Gordon then was eaten by a headcrab, along with his scientist friend. That's pretty . ...shutup.

 

Bob and Billy. Bob expresses his feelings. by HoboHitman 8-19-05
Bob and his friend, Billy, we're hanging out then... Billy, I love you. That's pretty tricky.	OH YEAH! YOU'RE TURNING ME ON BABY! HARDER! ....	OOOOOH YEAH! HARDER BILLY! TOUCH ME! ....

 

Ranominized Comics suck. by HoboHitman 8-19-05
... I like your ass.	Wha-? Sorry, the creator of this comic is a dumb ass and randominized this and made me say that.	Okay. I still think your ass is tight.

 

Emo's suck. by HoboHitman 8-19-05
Emo's suck. You suck. NO WE DON'T! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND GOING TO CUT MYSELF!	Cut deeper next time. GOD! Now i'm going to listen to my favorite song "Stab my heart because I love you!"	That song must suck. No it doesn't! It's from "Nobody Loves Us" they are the greatest band, EVAR!

 

Mr. Pirate-Fag and Mr. Homophobe by HoboHitman 8-20-05
Argh. I'm a pirate. Fag.	Ye' is a mean homophobe. You're still a fag.	Then mr. pirate-fag and mr. homphobe made love. Ye' got me there. Well, wanna' make out?

 

Cyber fun! LOLOLOLOL by HoboHitman 8-20-05
LOLOLOLOLO PR0N LICK ME. LOL. OKAY.	AND THEN THEY CIBURED LOL *MOANS* (LOLOOLOLOL) *LICKS HER* (THIS IS FNY)	AND THE 2 LIVED HAPPILY EVAR AFTAR *CUMS* (RARW IT IS FNY) YAYYYYY

 

You're not punk. (A bit serious) by HoboHitman 8-20-05
I'm so punk. I'm unique. I'm depressed. I'm cool. Nobody loves me. I'm going to cut myself. Boohoo. Me too! We're unqiue and so different.	Yeah! COMON' LET'S D--- Loser. You're not unqiue or anything. If anything, you're just another loser following along with everything else. You're not depressed. You're only looking for attention.	Punk is nearly , if not . Maybe there is a new generation but I refuse to believe it. Green Day is not punk. The Ramones, Se.x Pistols, The Clash, etc. are punk. Period. Um, Um, Um.... Can't bring up an argument, huh?

 

Aliens vs. Humans....and stuff. by HoboHitman 8-20-05
SCORE! I made it on earth! BAKA LAKA? RAFA?	HUH?! Is this one of these humans i've heard of? Hairy s they are. BAKA LAKA ISHA LA.	I might continue this, and i've decided I might continue some of my other comics too. Eh? Oh, you know our language! SICK! So you gotta' pee? BAKA? LAKARAKAFAKA!

 

Nuns are ho' bags. by HoboHitman 8-20-05
...Father thank us, BLAH BLAH BLAH. HEY! DUDE! THIS CHICKS HOT!	Hm? Did you say something brother Alex? Nope. Oh, and nice rack.	And Alex surprisingly, scored for once. YAY! ^.^ You think so? I've been trying. Um....that was a bit unexpected. But whatever. Wanna' make out?

 

Damn kids these days. by HoboHitman 8-20-05
Hey little kid! How are you do--- SHUTUP AND FOOK ME!	What? You heard me! Stick it in me dumb ass!	And then Michael Jackson and little Susie made sweet love. Hey, kid. I'm not into that kind of stuff. Fine loser, your the one missing out. I'll just go and get M.J.

 

Bob the trashy penguin woman/guy/whatever. by HoboHitman 8-20-05
I'm pregnant. Great job, Bob. Sorry. But I got this gender change operation all for you.	I guess that's nice. I like your rack. I'm going to have to whip you for that. Let's make love my sweety.	The Next Day.... Now I have AID's. Good job, once again. Sorry....

 

My crappy little comic that I didn't put any thought into. by HoboHitman 8-20-05
Dude, I can't believe you persuaded me to do this. Awww....dude, but it's so fun. It's like when we play with our airsoft guns....except we'll die.	Nice job dumb ass. Thanks!	*BLAM* WOOOOOAAAAH. Wicked. This is awsome.

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