Gordon Freeman is a dumb ass.

Author: HoboHitman

Date: August 19, 2005

by HoboHitman
8-19-05
One day, Gordon Freeman was chillin and in came his scientist friend.
Sup my brotha'.
GORDON! MESA IS BEING ATTACKED BY ALIENS, ONCE AGAIN! HELP!
Chill honkie.
HOW CAN I CHILL? MY FRIENDS ARE DYING.
Gordon then was eaten by a headcrab, along with his scientist friend.
That's pretty .
...shutup.