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by Human_Shield
10-25-01
Dear Sir or Madam, your shoelace is untied. Signed, X
Dear X... guess it doesn't matter anymore!

 

by Human_Shield
10-25-01
Forgive them Father, they know not what they do...
Man... on that cross... I dig that! That's cool, Daddio...
Peter? Hast thou forsaken me? Then burn in HELL!
Like, ow, Man! Immolation is so UNradical!
Lousy beatnicks.

 

by Human_Shield
10-25-01
What should I make a comic about?
Make a comic about making comics.
Of course! Computer, you're my only friend...
That's for sure, you pathetic loser.

 

by Human_Shield
10-25-01
Why did the chicken cross the road?
SCRRREEECCHHH!!!! HONNNNKKK!!!
GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID CHICKEN!!!
I guess this is a zebra crossing...

 

by Human_Shield
10-25-01
...and we call this a saddle. It goes on the back of your horse...
indeed...
...where the sam hill do you think you're goin' lil fella?
This cowboy stuff is for wimps! I'm going to go get a real man's job!
...and then Bonkers throws the pie and you act surprised when it hits you in the face!

 

by Human_Shield
10-25-01
Don't do it! You have so much to live for!
Really???
What do I look like, a fortune teller? How should I know?
Geez, I didn't think he'd ever stop twitching...

 

by Human_Shield
10-25-01
America...
Why Mr. Alien, that ain't mah belly button!!
surprise, surprise -- it ain't my finger neither!!
Great britain...
Doctor! The Master has kidnapped Leela again!
Oh bother... why does this always happen when the Daleks are giving the TARDIS an oil change?
Japan...
Why if it isn't another school girl...
aw crap.

 

by Human_Shield
10-29-01
I can't believe that car ran over Mr. Whiskers and just kept going...
...didn't the driver realize he had just killed a living creature?
What if it had been someone's child? What if we showed the same consideration for human life?
Well, there's only one thing left to do...
Oh man! The ants got to him first!

 

by Human_Shield
1-16-03
Dear lord... I find my thoughts straying to those of lucious, young choir boys again...
Molest them, they love that sort of stuff!
Good conscience, what say you?
Bad conscience is right, screw 'em stupid.
See, Jimmy, this is our "special" confessional...
Father, why is there a mirror on the ceiling?

 

by Human_Shield
1-16-03
I'm telling you, man... women are trying to make us their slaves! They want us on leashes!
So I said, "Bitch! Bring me that beer or you're gonna have TWO black eyes!"
Honey, what have I told you about listening to other guys at the bar? Now put down the knife or you get no sex!

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