Alien abductions around the world

Author: Human_Shield

Date: October 25, 2001

by Human_Shield
10-25-01
America...
Why Mr. Alien, that ain't mah belly button!!
surprise, surprise -- it ain't my finger neither!!
Great britain...
Doctor! The Master has kidnapped Leela again!
Oh bother... why does this always happen when the Daleks are giving the TARDIS an oil change?
Japan...
Why if it isn't another school girl...
aw crap.