Fake: Madhu's Saga IV

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 7, 2003

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Madhu relaxes around the White House
What's this? A letter from someone named...George Bush. Hmm, never heard of the guy.
"Dear Madhu - You have the easiest job in the U.S. government. All you need to do is sit around and look busy. Your department has no purpose but to make me look important. Just come on TV sometimes
to say that there might be a terrorist attack. Be as vague as possible regarding the circumstances of the attack. Above all, remember that making me look like a good president comes before America."
This is what happens when I, IB_XC, try political commentary.
Yet this letter still gives me no help in finding out what "dick" is...