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by IB_XC
10-01-03
Sagar and I always appreciate a good game of Obey the Crab.
"Send me all your money!!!"
"Attack your money maker"
You can play Obey the Crab too at http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/3/
Hahahahahaha!
"Fuck off. I'm knackered."

 

by IB_XC
10-02-03
History class: Spencer and Matt hit on Rose and Yulia...
We're manly men, we're ruggedly handsome.
Alex, I love you.
History class: Spencer and Matt hit on Rose and Yulia...
We're manly men, we're ruggedly handsome.
Alex, I love you.
History class: Spencer and Matt hit on Rose and Yulia...
We're manly men, we're ruggedly handsome.
Alex, I love you.

 

by IB_XC
10-02-03
History class: Spencer and Matt hit on Rose and Yulia...
We're manly men, we're ruggedly handsome.
Alex, I love you.
How to Speak Russian, by Yulia. Step one: go to Russia.
*laughs*
While Sagar and I continue Obeying the Crab.
Just how exactly do we "SATISFY a pie" again?

 

by IB_XC
10-02-03
Waiting for the bus, I stike up an idle conversation with Madhu.
Miss Churukian's kind of hot.
Don't you think she looks like Karina?
Yeah, I've never really thought about it before, but now that you mention it, she does. They're both short, and have brown hair and all.
It's probably because they're both Armenian.
Madhu you idiot, Karina's Russian.
Yeah but she's Armenian too, you can ask her.

 

by IB_XC
10-02-03
Background info: For a long time now, Sagar and I have called Madhu a whore.
Geez Madhu, you're such a harlot!
What's a harlot?
Shut up, harlot!
What's a harlot?
*laughter* Why don't you ask Mrs. Ellis, Madhu?
No, I bet it's something bad, like a bong.

 

by IB_XC
10-02-03
An early summer morning before one of the anime con days...
Hmm, it's about 7:30, but I told Meg I'd be here around eight. No lights on...I can wait.
8:30. Okay...any minute now I'm sure they'll invite me in.
Leyna! I've been waiting here for an hour and a half!
You should've just come in, Alex, I've been awake for a while now.

 

by IB_XC
10-02-03
My character makes me look ten years old. My hair is really more dirty blond. I wear glasses and I don't wear long-sleeved shirts or long pants, much less half-assed emo shirts.
Madhu's character often appears suicidal when Madhu is actually too happy-go-lucky to think of such things. Also Madhu is Indian and doesn't have lines for arms and legs.
Sagar's character looks like an old Spanish man, but he is also Indian. He doesn't have a gay mustache nor does he wear a hat. Also, "matador" is literally "killer" in Spanish but Sagar is no killer.
Matt is not actually a Viking nor does he have red hair or a beard. This Viking lacks an actual weapon. Matt does, however, act like a Viking.
Spencer's character is dressed as an actual pimp. While Spencer is a pimp, he doesn't dress so...interestingly. Also, he lacks the Leno-esque chin dominating his face. The acne does that.
Edward's character is a perfect avatar of him, completely flawless. Seriously. Edward looks exactly like this. Edward has yet to make his debut but it's sure to be exciting.

 

by IB_XC
10-02-03
Rose is not a humanoid cat. She does not have paws, orange fur on her skin, nor ears that come up from the top of her head. Her hair isn't pink - don't let the name fool you.
Kimberly dyes her hair often so I'm not even quite sure what her real hair color is. She isn't a valkyrie and she doesn't wear chain mail. I've never seen her in a skirt, only really short shorts.
Yulia does not have freckles, but she does have a tan. Her hair is also more of a dirty blond. Her hair is longer, and she is capable of more than two facial expressions.
Japera doesn't look like a robotic thoughtless sack of flesh lacking a soul. She wears glasses. It's sad when there's only one black female character on the entire site except for that old one.
Carolyn doesn't dress like a hippie, even if she does have hippish tendencies. She is a suspected shapeshifter, so she may appear in other forms besides her natural form. She can talk to dolphins.
Kimberly, Japera, and Carolyn have yet to star in a comic, but you knew that, you dedicated reader you. Kimberly is the only one so far who isn't in IB.

 

by IB_XC
10-02-03
La clase de español con Señora Watson.
It's time to learn the subjuntivo.
Quietly I spoke to Sagar, but he repeated it fairly loudly.
Subjunctive? More like subjanktive.
Subjanktive!
Later, Señora Watson made a Freudian slip.
Now we will review the subjanktive.
LMAO

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
So Taylor...do you have a girlfriend?
...I haven't been asked that since middle school. Alex -
Females!
Oh. No, not really...why, does that break someone's heart?
Comment: I am not gay. Someone may or may not have put me up to this.
No...I mean, maybe maybe not. I mean no. Yeah, no. I've said too much already.
Okay.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
So how about that new English book...why the hell is her name Banana?
Wait, let me see that...Banana Yoshimoto? "Bananamania is here"? That looks good.
Tch, yeah.
Heh.
So why are you starting it now?
Come on! I figure the sooner I start the sooner I can finish!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
So Alex, did you find that System of a Down CD?
Not yet, I haven't found it. Don't be cheap, man.
I already paid you $6.25 for it.
Yeah yeah yeah.
You do still have it, don't you?
Of course. Just be patient. (It's a shitty CD anyway.)

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Oh Alex...I've been waiting my entire life for this moment...
I know the feeling...I'm feeling it right now...
Alex...I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I don't want to live another moment without you.
Yes, Yulia. Will you...
6:30...dammit, time for another day of school.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Math with Ramsdell
According to the No Child Left Behind program, pass rates will increase by at least five percent every year. At this rate, find how long it will take for all students to pass.
Never! (the class said, practically in unison)
We need to have a mass...
Woah. At first I thought you were going to say we need to have a massacre.
Heh. That could work too.
They'd go in the boiler room and we'd sell them so the school could make money too.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Sagar and I were sitting in English class when an announcement came on.
...then we will have A lunch at blah blah blah, B lunch at blah blah blah, C lunch at blah blah blah, and D lunch at blah blah blah.
What about DD lunch?
Sweet!!! I want to have that lunch!
ROFL
ROFL

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Hablo por telefono con Rose...
Hey Rose, it's Alex. You read that Kitchen book and all, right?
Oh yeah, I love that book. What about it?
It was so beautiful!!!
Was that serious?
I swear I'm straight as a line!
Yeah I loved it and it was so beautiful and I knew I had to tell someone who would understand. You understand, right, Rose?
Yeah. Call me tomorrow.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
The grunt work of math continues...
Now open up a new spreadsheet document. We've still got problems to do.
Senseless math problems make baby Jesus cry.
Hell yeah. (no pun intended, I swear)
*cries*
Augh, not again!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Dropkick Murphys | Blackout
As I was out strolling one evening, not intending to stay very long, I met a frolicsome damsel as she came trippin' along.
Her eyes, they shone like the diamond. You'd think she was queen of the land. And her hair hung over her shoulder tied up in a black velvet band.
(attitudechicka is mad hot)
So come all you jolly young fellows, I'll have you take a warning by me. Now whenever you're out on the liquor, beware of the pretty Colleen.
She'll fill you with whiskey and porter until you're not able to stand, and the very next thing that you'd know you've landed in Van Dieman's land.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
At the end of XC practice...
Damn, everybody's feeling bad except for the freshman and the sophomore.
Yeah.
John gives his valued input.
It's because we're getting old, Bryson.
John's right. I'm going to need a walker soon.
Tch. When I get old the first thing I'm getting is Viagra, dude.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Rather than watch the school football team get smashed and probably get a gunshot wound, I opt to stay home and make comics.
Damn I'm bored. I guess I could sing along with the Clash here.
Daddy was a bankrobber, and he never hurt nobody. He just loved to live that way, and he loved to steal your money.
The Clash's I Fought the Law > all other versions of it
Breaking rocks in the hot sun, I fought the law and the law won.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
I guess in hindsight "WAY Too Good to Be True" makes it look like I have a thing for Yulia.
Nonsense, of course. I talk to her because of that science project. I'm her lab partner, not her sex partner.
It's not like I'm obsessed with her or anything. Hmm, I need a snack.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
I, Carolyn, will rule IB. Using my shapeshifting powers and my influence in the Dolphin Kingdom, I will be able to defeat anyone.
*dive*
Of course we will help you Mistress Carolyn. But we cannot stand up to Matt the Mighty. Dispose of him and then we will help you. He is IB's only hope. Destroy him and IB is yours.
Excellent. Here, have a fish.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Time to shapeshift.
Bum bum BUM!!
Hello, Matt.
Ooh, Yulia. *drool*
Meet me in the robot factory tonight and we'll have some fun.
He shoots he scores!!!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
That night...
Hey Yulia. Wait...what are you doing?
A giant monster! It looks as if Carolyn is up to her old tricks, and only I can save IB.
*whip!*
Argh...'tis better to have fought and lost than to never have fought at all...agh.
Muahahahahaha...

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Mission accomplished.
It is I, Carolyn. And I have disposed of Matt. I paid him a visit...to die for. Muahahahahaha.
Excellent - the work, not the joke. Alright, I will now have the Dolphin Troops assemble. We will then follow you to the surface world, Mistress Carolyn.
And so the Dolphin Horde advanced on the IB kids. But with Matt gone, who will save them now?

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Carolyn delivers an ultimatum
Silence, and heed the words of Mistress Carolyn, puny dirtwalkers!
IB will be mine. You will all surrender to me or perish like Matt.
*gasp* She killed Matt? We're doomed?
Fo sho.
Sorry I'm late. I heard someone mention a mistress and I just had be here.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
The S&M fan continues to pester Carolyn.
Please Mistress, if I could just have twenty minutes with you...
I'm not that kind of mistress you imbicile! I will obliterate you for your ignorance!
Not so fast, Carolyn...
I have something to tell you.
Edward?!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Carolyn, I am your brother.
No...no, that's impossible!
Our parents were shapeshifters too. The government captured them for studies. The parents you have now adopted you, oblivious to your "gifts" that you posess.
I can't believe it...I won't believe it. You're lying, Edward. You just want me to let my guard down.
That's not it, Carolyn. You're my sister, and I love you.
Shut up you lying Canadian nancyboy! I'll tear you to shreds!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
You will pay for your treacherous lies with your life, Edward!
Carolyn, please. I speak only the truth to you, sister.
Eat spells, fiend!
Hmph...

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
I'll fight magic with magic, Carolyn. But you should know I was the firstborn, and therefore my powers are far greater.
We'll see about that. Choke on your lies!
Firestorm!
Airblast!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
As Carolyn and Edward duel, Alex and the IB kids fight the Dolphin Horde.
Watch out...I'm going to poke your eyes...I'm going to poke 'em!
Agg...this is a strong one!
All that blubber is no match for PIMP JUICE, sucka.
Stubborn human, why won't you die?
Japanese laser eyes, POW!
*sizzle*

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
The melee rages on...
So then I says, "It's probably something bad, like a bong."
This one is awful! Call in reiforcements.
Shark Troops, charge!
Run away!
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Hmph. I'm back. What did I miss?
Matt, you're alive! Carolyn said she killed you!
So she thought. I get knocked down, but I get up again and they're never going to keep me down.
Right. So could you like...help us kill all these dolphins?
I would like nothing better.
IB kids, CHARGE!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
The emboldened warriors press forth...
Matt lives! Fight on, my brethren!
Oh dear Poseidon!
Yippy kai ai ay, motherfucker!
Argh, the pop-culture references BURN!
Bastard...*chop!*
*bleed*

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
VICTOLY!! (Engrish reference)
I have captured the head of the Dolphin King.
Retreat, dolphins! Fall back, fall back to the ocean!
The school is ours once more. Yay. Even if the flag was shot down...
Yes, Ryan. By the way, please do me a favor and raise what's left of the flag for me.

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Back at the dueling grounds...
Carolyn, you must end this destructive conflict. The dolphins have been driven back.
Never! Your serpent-tongue only speaks lies!
ANGEL-STRIKE
DEMON-BASH
*kiz-pow!*

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Ungh...
It was no lie, Carolyn. You are my sister. I cannot bring myself to kill you. Let's go. We have a lot to talk about.
Yes, maybe so...
!
...and maybe not. Later, Chumperella!

 

by IB_XC
10-03-03
Alex, I need your help. Carolyn has gotten away and I don't have the heart to confront her right now. Please get her and bring her back safely.
Yeah yeah. I'll get the little psychic dolphin fan.
I must escape for now...into space!!
Caught already!
There you are, Carolyn. There'll be no escape for you this time. Now come here like a good girl.
Late as usual, Alex. You always were a pretty big slacker.

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
Carolyn escapes in the rocket!
Dammit, she got away! Now how am I going to get her?
Hey Alex, I've got an idea. You could chase her in the rocket I built.
You built a rocket, Madhu?! Hahahahaha!!!
Right this way, my brave cosmonaut.

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
Okay, so here's my rocket.
"Madhu, that's not a rocket, it's a Christmas tree!"
Go, go, just go. I can't bear the torture anymore.
Right. Thanks a million, Madhu.

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
In hot pursuit (pardon the pun) of Carolyn, Alex blasts off in Madhu's Christmas tree.
Dammit...this tree really isn't holding up to the pressure up here...
Bum bum BUM!

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
I sure am glad I brought this space suit. Hey, is that Carolyn over there on the moon?
To the moon!

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
Here's Carolyn's rocket...I should be able to sneak aboard...
Damn! How did Alex get here? No matter. I know just what to do.

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
On Carolyn's ship...
Huh?!
Muoo oo aah ahh...
Pardon?
Woo woo waa balk balk hungahunga ga FWABL!
What's that? "Take off your spacesuit and stay a while." Oh, okay. Don't mind if I do!
Eehehehehehehe...

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
You're pretty cool, monkeyman!
Eehehehehehehe...
Alright, enough monkey business!
How could I have been such a fool?! It's been Carolyn all along!
Muahahahahaha...

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
[gratuitous blackout]
She's more powerful than I ever could have imagined!
Use your imagination. All those
Get ready to experience a world of pain, you meddling fool! I, Carolyn, shall crush you...and then I will return to take IB!
tentacles are coming out of her.

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
How did it come to this? I'm too young to die...if only Karina would randomly show up and smite this foul beast Carolyn!
wishes really do come true
Your suffering will be legendary! Your life is forfeit for opposing me!
Not so fast, Carolyn!
FLAMING RUSSIAN KILLER PUNCH OF DEATH!!!

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
Karina, you saved me...I...I don't know what to say.
Save it, big boy. It was just part of the job. My job as...
ÃœBERKARINA!!!
...right. I'll just be off now.
This meeting never happened.

 

by IB_XC
10-04-03
Karina, wait!
What?
We're only two comics away from CIP XXX: The Porno Edition!
Oh, why didn't you say so? Well in that case...
The End. Finally.
SERIES-ENDING ULTRA AHNOLD STEROIDIC DEATHLY STRONG BAD SLIDE KICK!!!

 

by IB_XC
10-06-03
Bryson, I need that biology homework. I need it like...like a fish needs water.
Then do it yourself.
Tch. Yeah right.

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