Fake: Madhu's Saga VII

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 7, 2003

by IB_XC
10-07-03
June 2004
Alright Dick, how am I doing in the polls today?
You've got 20% of the votes compared to the 18% the Democrats have.
Dick, if I'm not mistaken, that leaves another 50% unaccounted for, am I right?
Actually George...
Of course I'm right, I'm the president. Now what happened to those other votes then, Penis?
It's Dick, dammit, George! Anyway, it seems those other votes are for...Madhu!