Fake: Madhu's Saga X

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 7, 2003

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Madhu, there is only one way you can win the upcoming election.
WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF HAMMERS AND NAILS!!! AHHHH!
...no, Madhu. All there is to it is telling the people exactly what they want to hear.
Dammit! I was wrong!
Hey, watch your fucking language. Now Madhu, you must travel the country on a grand campaign. Know that I am with you always, Madhu.
Alright, I hope you can keep up being nailed to that cross and all.