Fake: Madhu's Saga XVII

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 7, 2003

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Now Madhu calls the shots around the White House.
Good morning, Mr. President!
AHHH THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN INFILTRATED AND SECURITY COMPROMISED, I MUST DIE AN HONORABLE DEATH!!
Sir, I'm your vice president, not some common criminal invading the White House.
Oh yeah. It's a common mistake, isn't it? Anyway, I say we should go start a war with Canada like...now.
I'm sure Donald Rumsfeld will agree, though I have no earthly idea why Madhu decided to "stick with the same Cabinet Bush put together."
WAR, WOO HOO!!!