Fake: Valhalla Calling

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 11, 2003

by IB_XC
10-11-03
Matt searches for someone to kill.
RARR!! I am so pumped today. I have to kill someone. Anyone you want me to kill, Alex?
WOMEN LOVE ME! *SOB SOB*
I hate it when they beat you to it...
AHHH!!!! THE NAIL IS IN MY HEAD, AHHH!!
You know who that is.
Sucky sucky, five dolla.
I would so kill her if it weren't for the dozens of STDs I would get when the blood splatters.