Fake: Valhalla Calling II

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 11, 2003

by IB_XC
10-11-03
Matt receives divine inspiration.
Matt, it is I, Jesus. I have teleported you here because I have heard of your dilemma.
Anyone for me to kill? I'm sure you don't want to taint your holy hands with blood...well, besides what those nails did. Ouch.
Kill senseless amounts of people and the truth shall be revealed. Now go forth and leave me alone.
Mmm...truth...
Back at Henrico
Sucky sucky, five dolla.
This time I will focus my mental powers to kill her without getting those STDs.