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| In this corner, the terror of the Chinese Army, the best damn chicken maker ever - give it up for General Tso!! | |
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| And in this corner, a southern gentleman with a cane that he is not afraid to use, America's Chicken Champion, Colonel Harland Sanders! | |
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| My superefficient Asian nature will decimate you! | |
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| You'll be down fah da count in no tahm. No won bates Kentuckeh Frod Chickin! | |
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10 minutes later, General Tso has won.
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| Haha! May the Chinese Empire live forever and never succumb to something like communism. | |
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| Now how did Ah lose to a young whippasnappa lahk that damn Chahnaman? | |
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