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| I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true - a tale you'd best hope never happens to you: old Spicy McHaggis, how he met his fate. You I can save, but for him it's too late. | |
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"Spicy was big, burly, and strong. His pipes were gigantic and so was his schlong."
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"From city to city, running around, always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds."
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