Spicy McHaggis Jig III

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 15, 2003

by IB_XC
10-15-03
"The portly young lady could stand for no more, grabbed his cojones and went for the door."
"They got to her house and dimmed all the lights. Spicy was in for one hell of a night! He said that he loved her, he'd always be true."
But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!
"By now he saw double through his drunken eyes - neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his senses and thought to himself,"
At this time of night I won't find nothing else.