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Act II: Twelve years later, a press conference at the White House...
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| We would like...to take the people's attention...away from our failure... to capture Bin Laden. So...we will...make up some BS...about Iraq. Then we will... | |
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| Hurry up, are you retarded?! | |
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| Now see...it's people like this... who threaten...our road map for peace. As I was saying...we will then...wage an overly expensive war with Iraq... | |
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| Then we will...make a bunch...of tax cuts...which will totally...destroy our economy...and also put us...in deep debt. | |
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