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"Taylor became an astronaut with the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. He was the first man on Mars but often told people he was the first man on Uranus."
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"People kicked him in the shins for his stupid joke. This forced him into an early retirement when his shins were shattered."
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| Alex found his System of a Down CD about three years later and finally gave it to Ryan. It was then worth four dollars compared to the 6.25 he got for it. | |
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| Alex gave himself a pat on the back for turning a profit. He then went on to become the next Shakespeare. Everyone loved him. The end. | |
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