Random VII

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 18, 2003

by IB_XC
10-18-03
Oh, a mad scientist! Just the man I wanted to see. I have quite an urge to eat my cat here, sir.
Haha, there must be some kind of mistake. I'm not a mad scientist, just a regular one.
That's okay, because that's not the real reason I came to you.
Alright then, how can I help you?
I'm here to advertise high-quality Stripcreatorâ„¢ merchandise, including the famed Stripcreator thong.
...perhaps you'd like to sample a new soft drink we at the lab have developed. It's over in that beaker labeled "arsenic."