kaufman I Am Not

Author: IB_XC

Date: October 22, 2003

by IB_XC
10-22-03
May I help you, sir?
This is the worst grocery store ever. I come here looking for two simple items and you don't have a single one of them.
With all due respect sir, those are some very popular items.
Fine then. Can I get some reserved for next time I come here?
I'm afraid not. You know what they always say, thyme and Tide wait for no man.
*groan*